~ Tickle Your Funny Bone ~

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES THAT ACTUALLY WORK!!

* Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

* Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

* For high blood pressure suffers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

* A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent your from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

* If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

* You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duck Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duck tape.

* If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally, a daily thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES: NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Hope this put a little laughter into your day!!!

Spring Fling 2009

SPRING FLING 2009

Our Spring Fling event is almost upon us..... only days away! Remember that you can bring your spouse, children, and agents that you would like to recruit to Milicki and Associates' elite fleet. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO is RSVP by 6.12.09!! To RSVP or if you have any questions, please email Constance at csmith@milicki.com or call at 770-874-2022.

Free food, free fun, free giveaways.